The Definition of Beauty—According To My (Very High) Standards

Susu HiLo is currently running  ”HiLo Green Ambassador”, a modelling competition for the youths to inspire people the importance of (well, you already expect this, minions) living green. 10 boys and 10 girls are killing one another working hard to win the title. The grand final will be aired on Sunday (Jul 24, TRANS7). You can find the details here or here—I’m saving my bandwidth, btw. And oh, I won’t give comments on those 10 guys, somebody elsewhere may be willing to do it. I’m just not good at judging my own kind.

Time to define beauty, people! Ready. Set. Go.

Beautiful as a noble woman who just turned down a noble man with “bikinin dulu seribu candi”.

Beautiful as a goddess who is worshiping the goddess of sun. 

Beautiful as a goddess who is worshiping the goddess of rain. Ayu, you should have killed anyone responsible for this pose. 

Beautiful as a tourism ambassador welcoming you to Jakarta. “Fauzi Bowo had me doing this,” she whispers herself.

Beautiful as…….. “TETOOOT! I can do magic!”. Nandha, you can join Ayu for a bloody revenge.

Beautiful as a sagittarian who love travelling so much and killing the foxes along her way.

Beautiful as somebody on SHAFIRA billboard. A very pretty pose, it is.

Beautiful as a noble woman who is greeting you “Mohon maaf lahir dan batin”. The director or stylist might be running out of ideas when handling her.

Beautiful as a goddess of hunt and wildlife and massacre and war. Very fierce, yet too bad somebody forgot to clean up his expensive lens.

Beautiful as a tourism ambassador welcoming you to Moluccas. “Somebody I barely know had me doing this,” she whispers herself. NEXT!

Beautiful as the goddess of mermaid. “Are you dying to see my $100,000 necklace?”

Beautiful as another goddess of hunt in Forever21. You’ve got drop-dead gorgeous jaw structure, Rizka. 

Beautiful as……………………………………… a very beautiful girl suffering from a long-distance relationship.

Beautiful as………………………….. a very beautiful girl who just dumps her boyfriend with a “so sorry, Joko Tarub, you’re mortal and I’m ascending”.

Beautiful as an innocent girl longing for her first love in the kindergarten. 

Beautiful as an innocent girl longing for a python.

Beautiful as an innocent girl who was freaking hungry, ate too many apples and then overslept. 

Beautiful as a girl in a prewedding photoshot while her dress isn’t ready yet and her man is stuck at traffic jam somewhere at Jalan Sudirman.

Beautiful as a girl who reminds me to Rahne Putri. PS. Rahne is omnipresent so please keep your objection for yourselves!

Beautiful as a girl who is going to win this goddamn contest!!!!

That’s all, minions. Which one is your pick? Tell us.

Disclosure: This blog post is pure midnight mischief. I am not endorsed whatsoever by the brand to do this.